Sunday, January 11, 2009

'Pictures of some of Hamas' most wanted terrorists'

By Khalid Amayreh ∙ XPIS via Uruknet ∙ January 11, 2009

Sderot and Ashkelon can sleep easy now that this terrorist has been liquidated!

The Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) on Sunday released the pictures of some of Hamas’ most wanted “terrorists” it said it has killed since the start of the Israeli onslaught in the Gaza Strip more two weeks ago.

An Israeli spokesman told foreign reporters in Jerusalem that the world community, especially Americans and Europeans, shouldn’t be deceived by the ostensibly young age of the killed terrorists.

“They may look young to you and me. But these people are terrorists at heart. Don’t look at their deceptively innocent faces, try to think of the demons inside each of them.”

The spokesman, Nachman Abramovic, said he was “absolutely certain” that these people would grow to be “evil terrorists if we allowed them to grow.”

“If you were in our shoes, would you allow them to grow to kill your children or finish them off right now”?

Asked if he was worried about possible criticisms from the international community, Abramovic said he was not worried a bit because “We are only defending ourselves.”

“Would you apologize for defending yourself if another person attacked you without any provocation,” the Israeli spokesman asked an American reporter.

Impressed by the answer, the American reporter said “You are right, Sir, absolutely.”

The IDF spokesman added that Israel didn’t really target civilians in Gaza and that the world should fall into trap of Hamas's propaganda.

“I challenge serious news media to prove that we have killed a single innocent civilian in Gaza.

“Don’t tell me Aljazeera said this or CNN said that. You know all these people are anti-Semites and can’t be relied upon to tell the truth.”

He added that in any case, honest and moral people ought to differentiate between “true human beings” and “human animals.”

“We do kill human animals, and we do so unapologetically. Besides who in the West is in a position to lecture us on killing human animals. After all, whose hands are cleaned?”

Another Israeli spokesman, Tzipora Menache, said she was not immensely worried about negative ramifications that Operation Cast Lead might have on the way the Obama administration would view Israel.

“You know very well, and the stupid Americans know equally well, that we control their government, irrespective of who sits in the White House.”

“You see, I know it and you know it that no American president can be in a position to challenge us even if we do the unthinkable.”

Asked if he was not worried that her remarks would cause a public relations disaster, Menache said “what can they do to us. We control congress, we control the media, we control show biz, we control everything in America.

“In America you can criticize G-d, but you can’t criticize Israel.” (end)

Now, after this imaginary but very realistic introduction, we shall view the pictures of these “evil terrorists.”

[Emphasis added. -dt]

3 comments:

  1. People should know that this is not for REAL- this was written at the end of the article by
    Khalid Amayreh posted originally on Jan 11th on a website-

    "Now, after this imaginary but very realistic introduction, we shall view the pictures of these “evil terrorists.”

    Now, this is all over the internet like it is FACT. People this is dangerous!!

    Also, a quote attributed to Tzipora Menache is in this same post and it is NOT a real person. Therefore not a real quote.

    PS- I am not defending anything Israel does and says, but it is important to be factually accurate and go back to the source and verify.
    Otherwise, the internet is a dangerous place with misinformation.

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  2. People should know that this is not for REAL- this was written at the end of the article by
    Khalid Amayreh posted originally on Jan 11th on a website-

    "Now, after this imaginary but very realistic introduction, we shall view the pictures of these “evil terrorists.”

    Now, this is all over the internet like it is FACT. People this is dangerous!!

    Also, a quote attributed to Tzipora Menache is in this same post and it is NOT a real person. Therefore not a real quote.

    PS- I am not defending anything Israel does and says, but it is important to be factually accurate and go back to the source and verify.
    Otherwise, the internet is a dangerous place with misinformation.

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  3. Indeed, it is satire. The Tzipora Menache comment has popped up on various forums elsewhere, as if it were actual; however, thus far I have not seen corroboration. So you are probably correct, that it is completely made-up. I've seen some pretty ballsy statements from Israeli officials over the years, but that one seems too extreme to be true.

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